Olusegun Adeniyi: Power, politics, and the killing of a nation

I so badly wanted to read Olusegun Adeniyi’s book, Power, Politics and Death detailing his alleged reflections on his days as a spokesman to Nigeria’s late President Umar Musa Yar’Adua, a man whose wholly ineffective tenure has now being glorified and lionized by the chic incompetence and buffoonery of the present occupant of Aso Rock, “President” Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.  I was fascinated; here was a man who had front row seats in those days when Nigeria was listing and drifting in the morbid hands of a dying or dead man (depending on who you were listening to in those tragicomic times). I badly wanted Adeniyi’s book. He was Yar’Adua’s press aide and I could be forgiven for believing that he saw and knew a lot of stuff and that he recorded them down as all good journalists do who find themselves caught in the grip of history. So my excitement was understandable. Getting books from Nigeria is becoming easier by the day thanks to the tenacity of technology and the resourcefulness of some Nigerian writers and publishers. Some folks are using the Internet to the maximum and I applaud all that. Still, the book was hard to come by but I ended up buying a copy from Abuja for over N5,000 and also acquiring an electronic copy which is my preferred mode of reading these days, for practical reasons.

Well, I managed to finish reading the book, an irresponsible act I will regret to my dying day. It was easy to read the book; there is nothing there, nothing, zero, zilch. Adeniyi’s book is innocent of substance; that is the most generous thing I can say about that placebo of a book. There is an enigmatic preface in there somewhere by the equally enigmatic Dele Olojede who manages to write a non-preface that avoids what he says between the lines; “there is nothing here to talk about but Adeniyi is my friend and if I keep writing long obtuse oblique sentences he will go away.” But then, I wholeheartedly recommend it. Every Nigerian thinker should own a copy. It is an important book that says a whole lot about what it does not say. It communicates volumes about the lack of vision, perfidy and collusion of our intellectual elite in the ongoing looting and pillage of Nigeria for their own and their families’ profits. It is only the lust for money and prestige that will make formerly decent people like Adeniyi, Dr. Reuben Abati and Mallam Nuhu Ribadu to work for odium and the scum of the earth. Shame on our intellectuals.

What we surmise from reading Adeniyi’s book is that he is perhaps a lazy idle civilian who spent most of his time drinking peppersoup and wallowing in denial about the massive corruption and ineptitude that was and remains  the hallmark of democratic governance in today’s Nigeria. At the end of his tenure, he escapes Aso Rock with reams of poorly written dog-eared memos and he proceeds to punish us with them. Mimicry is going to be the end of us. In the West, press aides write memoirs, so Nigeria’s “press aides” must write theirs, even if it kills us. American presidents have libraries for their papers, so former “president” Olusegun Obasanjo, “Father of modern Nigeria” must have one for his “papers.” Tell me, what has Obasanjo contributed intellectually and morally to our nation that cannot fit between the pages of a ten naira exercise book? Someone is mistaking moin-moin wraps for papers. By the way, the carcass of the “library” is now being used by our ever resourceful dispossessed to dry aso ebi dresses and egusi seeds.

You must read this book because I am telling you, misery loves company, let it not be that I am the only one who lost money buying this money waster of a book. Add the opportunity cost of the time it took me off my busy schedule, I should sue his sorry behind. There is absolutely zilch, zero, nothing that I read in this wretched book that I had not gleaned from reams of stuff freely available on the Internet, nothing, I repeat nothing. It was like reading typed minutes of the mind of Sahara Republic’s Omoyele Sowore. I did not need to go to Adeniyi to read Sowore’s mind, I have his cell phone number on Amebo my Blackberry. How is it possible that you are the press secretary of a nation’s president and at the end of your tenure you have nothing new to say that improves upon the silence? How is that possible? It is very possible because these characters are accountable to no one but themselves.

This book makes you really angry; you come to the sad realization that the past decade of “democracy” was wasted. This democracy has been worse in my honest opinion than even the dark days of that deadly buffoon, “General” Sani Abacha. I honestly do not wish the military back, a pox on their houses. But for the avoidance of doubt, just to be clear, I am 100 percent against what passes for “democracy” in Nigeria today. It is a plague on us. And yes, If I had to choose between the late “General” Sani Abacha and “President” Goodluck Jonathan, it would be a no contest; I would kiss Abacha on both evil striped cheeks and welcome him back to Aso Rock. I repeat: This democracy is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria – after the new Christianity of course. I said it. Sue me.

The prodemocracy war was between Abacha and the fools now ruining us, more specifically the leaders of the prodemocracy movement and their NADECO thugs in agbada. The ordinary people had no dog in the fight. Abacha never bothered my parents in the village. He only went after those who wanted what he had. Under Abacha, my father never saw the hell that he is enduring under “democracy.” My mother danced under starry skies and did not worry about safety and security. Today, my dad’s pension is unpaid, he is afraid of his shadow and some times when I send him money, it is like I am sending it to armed robbers. His grand children are trapped in bad schools and endure life without a communal municipality. We are in denial, folks. I will never ever fight for democracy again, never. This democracy is a plague on our country.

Yes, some very powerful and good people were murdered by Abacha and his goons. But then for every one of those murdered, hundreds have died in the hands of the incompetence and mimicry we now call democracy. If we are going to be miserable, we better have a good excuse. These thieving civilians in Aso Rock and NASS are worse than Abacha in every way. And of course, Adeniyi, Abati, Ribadu and Mallam el-Rufai make it abundantly clear that our intellectual elite are deeply unprincipled and irresponsible. Let us be honest with ourselves; these vagabonds in power are stealing Nigeria to the ground. At this rate nothing will be left. And they are incompetent to boot.

It is easy for us to say that things were dark in the Abacha days. But we were duped into this Animal Farm that they call democracy. Our political and intellectual elite are taking care of themselves and their families in Europe and America and telling Nigerians to go eat eba without meat. Where is the outrage? An entire generation of youths has been miseducated because the funds have been looted. It is summer time here in America, our political leaders and their thieving civil servants are all here celebrating the graduation of their children from choice Western schools and thanking “God” for his mercies, whatever. After ten years of this, education in Nigeria’s public schools is not fit for human consumption. I know because I pay the fees and I read the “sentences” of my grateful wards.  We are all sitting around pretending that all is well, watching other people’s children being mistreated by semi-illiterate teachers in pigsties and we say this is better than the military. Not by much, I say. I have nothing but contempt for what is going on in Nigeria today. That we have learnt to live without a government does not make it right.

The Nigerian military raised my generation and gave us a world class education. Left to these bloody civilians I’d be on an okada motorcycle to nowhere. What frightens and saddens me the most is the abuse of this generation of children in the name of education. We have teachers that cannot teach, lawyers that cannot write simple sentences, doctors that are glorified butchers and “poets” that write incomprehensible books and sell them to “universities” as required text. The cycle is vicious and unsustainable.

For Nigeria, the first order of business on the road to empowerment is to reject this pyramid scheme or “democracy.” Nigeria is Animal Farm. Oh yes, the book, Adeniyi’s book, buy the book, it is a good book! KMT.

16 thoughts on “Olusegun Adeniyi: Power, politics, and the killing of a nation”

  1. Whao!
    I have to exclaim. I really have to. This is it. This is what I have been thinking- the overseas school they put their kids in, is killing everything else. “The cycle is vicious and unsustainable”. But they will sustain it! They will. To the abject detriment of all others!
    Pa. Let no one deceive you, you’ve been writing good stuff, great sometimes. But this right here is your best. I can. Anger is here.
    That anger is good.

  2. I like this, more truth, more anger but well-directed/deflected. Now, I need you to angrily review Abati’s ‘illness’ for I am sure he can’t be well & I would seriously be offended if he decided to write ANYTHING. So,please save me from killing him & review him already!

  3. What exactly are you blamng Adeniyi for? He did not reveal enough secrets? He did not stop corruption? Or what? You then go on to rant about how Abacha was indeed better than we remember-Nigerians, even those in exile, have poor memories. The same Sani Abacha or another one? Ikhide, wake up, don’t rewrite history and glamorise Abacha. How much can a press secretary or special adviser media influence in a government? You’re already blaming Abati for Goodluck’s failures! It’s so easy to find a scapegoat in a system that was wrong a long time ago-before independence. Salvation will be slow, but it won’t be helped by fake Nigerians with foreign passports carrying around distorted notions and blaming everybody but themselves

  4. hmmmm! This is certainly not a review. something is wrong somewhere. how can Oga ikhideh abandon the book he is supposed to review and inundate us with washed out political piss that we are all familiar with? like our leadership, our scholarship and critical textual engagement have gone to the dogs indeed!

  5. You are part of the problem. Your own kids are in schools in the west. What have you ever done to help the Nigerian situation? If you were given a political appointment in Nigeria…you would have done worse. We know your type.

    It is not enough to spit venom on a silly Adeniyi; he does not count, he is not a force. Direct your anger to where you should.

  6. Miracles still happen now and then. I have been think exactly the same thoughts for a while now and here I come and see someone expressing them so perfectly in a way and manner I wouldn’t have been able to. May God bless you Mr. Ikhide for telling it like it is. I have read Adeniyi’s book myself. I recalled wondering to myself immediately after reading it ‘why the heck did he write this book in the first place?’. I used to be a avid reader of Abati’s column in the guardian ‘Crossroads’. Today I regret every penny I spent buying those papers and the time I spent reading the column of a man who pretended he stood for something but was only preparing himself to climb the ladder and immediate stoped thinking once he did.
    I see you were quite angry. Anger is good. I mean, only a thieve or a beneficiary of the status quo wouldn’t be. I see some of them here making silly comments and evading the salient issues you have raise. God is watching us all.

  7. What more is there to say except to repeat that Olusegun Adeniyi is a buffoon? Youve said it all, Ikhide, wallahi you have.

  8. If we admit that Adeniyi merely rehashed what we already know, then something fundamental has gone awry with the Nigerian dream. What do we expect the “innocent” pressman to say about a corrupt regime for which he worked as ‘Squealer’? There is really nothing new happening. Motion-in-stasis? Absolutely. The same old libertines are still ruling. Pillage the people’s commonwealth remains the hallmark of the Nigerian oligarchs masquerading as politicians . If you blame the intellectuals for caving-in to our demi-gods, then think about the conviction of those who parade long ideological scorecards. Adeniyi saw nothing new to report and I don’t blame him for it. There is really nothing new to say, even those who try to sex-up the ugly faces of their principals never manage to deceive the masses because the graffiti is all too clear.

  9. Yes Sir, I also agree with u that this Nation is in a deep mess but the masses make it worse, celebrating our National Treasury looters. We need political education in Nigeria! Good job, keep it up.

  10. I managed so much to contain my anger and read to a finish. And what purpose does this book serve other than Adeniyi’s apology to Jonathan for calling him V.P instead of Acting President?

  11. The average Nigerian has learnt to live without the government… A great remark. I provide water (through boreholes), electricity (generator) and education (private schools) for myself. What a shame! We actually subsidise this government. God bless the writer of this piece. And I must say, Adeniyi’s Yar’adua’s administration is only tolerable to the extent that it was better than this current ‘maladministation’… Nothing else!

  12. Mr Ikhide!!! Hmmm!!! Your statement “The Nigerian military raised my generation and gave us a world class education.” reflects some level of forgetfulness… do not forget that it is the same military era that initiated the ASUU strikes etc and failed to resolve it before its departure and now the civilian regime is now battling with it. Let us also not forget the other demons like the devaluation of the value of the naira; the first ever petrol scarcity and hike in the price of petroleum products etc (and other issues) that also commenced in the military era. Hmmm!!! let us not behave like the Israelites that began to glorify their era as slaves in the land of Egypt because they were experiencing some difficulties in the desert on their way to the promised land. Let us be grateful for our history both good and bad but work towards a more enriching tomorrow….

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